THIS IS WHAT I GOT. . .

This is what i ended up with when I attempted to bleach my hair . . . Vitamin C and creey Gummo kid's love child. Ew. Now i have a twisted image of them doing it in my head. . . in that dirty bathtub water, with spaghetti and a melting chocolate bar for desert. I think the all these chemicals have started to get into my head.
I took the image above during the initial bleaching round. . . I was definitely going for the Gummo movie cover here. . . I probably should have realized that when i used a "highlight" kit on my entire head, instead of individual strands, something like this might result. Oh well, always the experimenter. The two images below don't even do my Vitamin C hair the justice it deserves. If my hair had ended up looking more like Leeloo i might have kept it for a couple days. . . but alas i wasn't that lucky. . . .
Below is my current state. . . hair full of Manic Panic Virgin Snow toner. . . . waiting and waiting and waiting. . . hoping all that brassyness magically disappears so that i don't have to be too self-conscious for my waitressing double tomorrow.

I'll post the results of round two tomorrow. . . wish me luck (and white highlights)!